title: How the F*** did I get here?

## Fat Amber
```glish
We called her Fat Amber. 
Not an offence , just a description.
We were friends.
Told me meditation. 
I believed her. 
She was not evil inside. 
She was god in her own world.
That gave me another idea. 
If I am a singleton, then who is my God? 
If I can do this and not blow my head up, I become God. 
That is a paradox. 
```
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## Public Lecture
```glish
Searched mediation exeter in google.
Diamond Way Buddhism was the first hit.
I trusted Google.
I trusted Myself.
I saw public talk advert.
I walked through the snow.
Talk was cancelled.
They just invited me in.
We had cup of tea and chat.
Heads stayed on.
Buddhism not threat.
Ok to try real thing.
```