title: Two Departmental Beauty Contests tags: maths physics beauty humour *Tue 19 May 03:04:11 BST 2026* Physics question: which of the following is Beautiful? 1. GR 2. QM 3. QFT 4. Sooper dooper how long is a piece of string theory? In a beauty contest, judged by a physicist, who would win, and who wouldn't make the podium? Astrophysics question: which of the following is Beautiful? 1. GR 2. QM 3. QFT 4. Sooper dooper how long is a piece of string theory? In a beauty contest, judged by an astro physicist, who would win, and who else would even make the podium?